The queen met the UK’s no.1 gurning champion the other day but didn’t seem to be one bit impressed.

The poor divil did a great impression of a horse but juding by the look of utter contempt on the queens face… she wasn’t entertained at all.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7438595.stm

What a dry auld windbag!

Radiohead recentley held a comptetion to remix their song “Nude” and a seriously eccentric computer boffin stepped up to the challenge.

This guy basically wired a load of really old computers and hardware up in his shed to play the song..its like something inspector gadget would construct on his day off!

Amazing stuff… the printers actually play the drums and an old scanner acts as the bass guitar.. weird!

This one does exactly what it says on the tin!

This sequence shows the interesting facial expressions involved with ‘blowing a raspberry’ recorded using the Photron ultima 1024 camera with a shutter speed of one thousand frames per second…

I’ve always wanted to torture some of the crappy phones I’ve had over the years…. you know to really punish them for having such crappy coverage.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/117761/5c966df6/microwave_een_mobieltje.html

Well this guy gets his revenge by sticking his mobile in the auld microwave………. but theres a twist. Something goes terribly wrong and the phone transforms into something much more awful!

Weezer embraces the internet!

This is the excellent video for Weezers new song “Pork and Beans”.

Firstly, it’s a fantastic song and a real return to form for the band, and secondly, the video is hilarious because it manages to fit in references to dozens of YouTube’s most viral clips to date.

Watch out for Chris Crocker and the Chocolate Rain guy especially!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI

Uri Geller exposed

This is a fascinating mini documentary from James Randi, a leader in the sceptical community.

James Randi has dedicated his life exposing the frauds that make up the paranormal and psychic communities.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M9w7jHYriFo

He even offers a one million prize to anyone who can prove a paranormal claim scientifically and to this day nobody has won the money!

This guy manages to achieve something we could have only dreamed of when we were youngings messing around with tape players thinking we were DJ’s.

He can actually scratch like a DJ using a vinyl deck using a a double casette player.

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-scratch-on-a-double-cassette-tape-19936952

If that isn’t SKILL, I’m not sure what is!

Dustin rocks the press conference @ Eurovision

Dustin is rocking the Eurovision and he hasn’t even got on stage yet!

This is a clip of Dustin going off on a mad one at the press confrence………………. brings a tear to my eye!!

Dogs are not meant to make this sound

According to a girl I know this is “is the cutest thing ever caught on film”

Its a little japanense puppy making sounds I thought were reserved for humans.

Strange indeed!

A dutch TV host attempts to interview Shane Mc Gowan but unfortunately he’s had a little too many drinky boo’s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SirutCHZ-QI

The best part is when the guy asks him if hes drinking water, then says “Nawwwwwwwwwwww its gin”
then refuses to sit down.

Bless!

Bear falls out of a tree into trampoline

A poor unsuspecting bear that made his wear into a housing estate, so he gets shot with tranqulizer gun and falls on a trampoline… sending it back in the air and landing on the floor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmOmT7a8NB4

I really hope the animal was ok after this!

Thunderbirds have the Rythmn

This is a class new TV ad for Drench spring water featuring Brains from Thunderbirds dancing his socks off to Snaps Rythmn is a Dancer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2aRDacKANs

There’s just something WRONG about puppets giving it loads….. I blame Team America World Police!

Forget anything you’ve seen before this artist takes grafitti to the next level!

This is a short film featuring a wall painting that actually moves all the way up and down a street like a cartoon.

This is guaranteed to blow your mind!

The attack of the retarded hand puppets

What would happen if your toys REALLY came to life?A short film by Mikey Day and Andrew Friedman reveals its not half as fun as it sounds!

Wait for the random… “DENZEL WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

13 year old steals dads credit card to buy hookers and play Halo

This is the greatest news story of the year… a 13 year old dad ordered a new credit card for his Dad, took it, went on a major shopping spree with his friends, rented out a motel, filled it with electronic gadgets, ordered sweets and pizza, then HOOKERS and told them him and he was a midget from a travelling circus and thats why he was small.

The funny thing was he only rented the hookers so they could play them on halo!

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

The best part of it? He wants to be a politician when he’s older

If you think some of the insane people you meet on public transport in Ireland is bad, they are pillars of normality in comparison to some you find in the US.

This video is a fine example: A nutso girl decides to start on a poor old lady on a subway. The really strange thing is she starts introducing souja boy lyrics into her rant and basically bounces around the carriage angrily like a ricky lake studio audience member on crack cocaine.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html

Cringe inducing stuff.

Worst half time show ever

The most ridiculous/weird people who tried out for the auditions for the first pop idols in Holland were offered a gig singing together at half time at a major football match.

The end result is pure comedy gold…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zgXzMgPYjMo

Pay special attention to the tall guy who starts spinning around for no apparent reason.

Japan TV shows get even stranger

This is a Japanese TV show where the contestants use watermelons, suitcases, and all sorts of stuff to attack each other in a boxing ring/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UighJhNHhk

Why can’t we get programs like this over here?!?! Might spice things up a bit on RTE!

This is a frightening award winning documentary called “Jesus Camp”.

Its about ultra-conservative christians throughout the United States, people who make islamic extremists look tame in comparison!

This documentary focuses on the kids in particular and its unbelievable how brain washed some of them are.

Its frightening how biggoted, racist and homophobic they are conditioned to be.

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AC SLATER and Zack from save by the bell GO TOE TO TOE

Yes the mullet loving, fanny-pack wearing wrestler goes toe to toe with the fluffy headed Zack in one of TVS worsts fights of all time.

Award winning acting masterclass!

Two weeks ago Chris and Mary from italk were talking about a remarkable video that surfaced about one NYC man who was trapped in an elevator for over 41 hours.

It really was a scary video to watch…….. the poor guy was going half mad as you can imagine.

Anyway, it was only a matter of time before a parody video was made about it and here it…

Its 41 hours stuck in an elevator… but with an added twist… a terrible dose of diarrhea.

Gross stuff!

How Not to Come Down From a Bridge

Cops try to talk down a drunk guy who climbed onto a bridge overpass. Just as the firetruck pulls up to help him down something goes wrong.

Just as the guys hand grip slips the fire truck drives forwards and smacks into him sending flying through the air and face planting on the ground.

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-come-down-from-a-bridge_1.html

The guy survived but I severely doubt hes going to be climbing any more bridges while intoxicated in the future!

How to get a tan in the office

No holidays booked so far?

In search of a glowing Mediterranean tan ?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-get-a-tan-at-the-office.html

Then luck no further then your office photo copier………. well, the girls in this video certainly made the most of it!